Friday, February 27, 2009

Be All That Ukraine Can Be

If this doesn't make you want to join the Ukrainian Army--well, then that's okay. Translation below.



Translation:

girl 1: would u take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-driver: even to the end of the world!
soldier: hey, i’d like to drown some vodka, girls!
girl 1: just a second!
girl 2: where do you live?
soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
girl 1: which work???
soldier: contract of course!
blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what?
girl 3: army contract, stupid!
BMW driver: hey, don’t you wanna ride on my car?
girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride!
narrator: it’s about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed fores!

Friday, February 20, 2009

Happy Friday: LOLCODE

A real language that even has a .NET compiler. All LOLCats, all LOL, all caps.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcode

Also has a javascript interpreter: http://fullvolume.co.uk/static/lolcode/

Courtesy of my brother, Tom.

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